U.S. General Magnetic Paper Towel Holder

1 Comment » Written on March 22nd, 2012 by
Categories: Deals

Product: U.S. General Magnetic Paper Towel Holder
Purchased at: 
Harbor Freight (Tacoma)
Price:
 $7.50

While we normally discuss the random assortment of food we eat, we figured it was time to talk about a serious problem facing many Americans today. Since moving into our new apartment, we’ve had trouble with paper towel holders.  The paper towel holder that is pre-installed in our suite is highly effective at dropping the paper towel roll on the floor at the most inconvenient times, risking exposure to germs and loads of cat hair. Just imagine the black-and-white bit of an “As Seen on TV ad”. On the other hand, our brushed steel counter top paper holder was easy on the eyes and very good at keeping our paper towel rolls from hitting the ground. Unfortunately, it was also quite space inefficient. I wanted something that would give me my counter space back, but due to the construction techniques of our vintage (circa 1900) building my stud finder was all but useless, and our heavy plasterboard walls had a pretty good chance of failing under any significant load.

That’s where the U.S. General Magnetic Paper Towel Holder comes into the picture. It’s a simple and sturdy paper towel holder designed to hold paper towels against a large flat object made of steel. Something large, steel, and flat like a gun safe, tool box, or maybe… just maybe a refrigerator! That’s exactly what we needed in our kitchen! Let’s put those fridge doors to use!

Unfortunately, for those of you who have color coordination in mind, the paper towel holders only come in matte red. A more sensible color for a general purpose paper towel holder would have been black or stainless. Both of those colors would work in most places where you could use a magnetic paper towel holder without getting particularly dirty or looking out of place (white would totally get dirty in a work shop). but I can always fire up a can of spray paint and take care of business if I were so inclined.

It’s a beautifully simple tool both in design and construction. There’s nothing magic, nothing fancy, and nothing to break. Just some stamped steel, bolts, and rubberized magnets. However, I did find a potential issue with the construction of these… the edges of the stamped portions don’t seem like they were chamfered or radiused. In fact they feel like they were marginally deburred at best. Definitely a sign of lower quality craftsmanship, but who’s expecting world-class construction from a Harbor Freight product? Just inspect the edges of yours before putting it where children or pets could get to it. I’d hate to recommend a product that lead to someone getting cut or hurt.

Another thing issue that some of you might notice is the sulfurous bouquet given off by the off gassing vulcanized rubber magnets. I’ve been told the smell will dissipate to imperceptible levels in a few days (weeks?) but I’m not 100% sure if that’s just the owners getting used to their kitchens smelling like a tire shop. If you’re sensitive to strong industrial smells you might want to leave this in your garage or on your porch for a few days. Of course if you live in a city like Tacoma your nose is well prepared for strong odors so you’re free to use it right away.

Even when you take the relatively simple construction and the strong rubber smell, I think these are an invaluable kitchen gadget for people who are tight on space. The magnets are surprisingly decent and do an excellent job, in part thanks to their rubber coating, of keeping your paper towels in place while remaining weak enough that you can easily change an empty roll out for a fresh one without breaking a sweat.  [editor's note: if you own a stainless steel refrigerator you might find that this particular product won't work on your doors. Many stainless steel kitchen appliances don't have enough ferrous metal in the composition of their steel so magnets just don't stick.]

Even for the relatively steep price of $7.50 the U.S. General Paper Towel Holder is a fantastic purchase for a small kitchen. Assuming you don’t mind having a paper towel roll sticking out of your fridge. It might not be fancy, but it sure does a good job, and I’ll say I have absolutely no buyers remorse purchasing this. I’m even thinking about picking up a U.S. General Magnetic Rubber Glove holder since we go through a fair amount of gloves when we’re doing meat prep or cleaning up the kitchen. It’s no edible disaster, nor is it particularly cheap. Instead it’s a reasonably priced kitchen gadget that manages to be more useful than a banana guard or a Slap Chop.

[editor's note: how do you feel about reviewing the occasional kitchen gadget along side mystery meats and discounted delights?] 

This Week at Grocery Outlet – Wino Edition!

4 comments Written on March 12th, 2012 by
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This post comes on the heels of Grocery Outlet wrapping up their semi-annual wine sale, where every wine in stock is 20% off the normal price. Since we were stopping by on a fine Daylight Savings Sunday anyway to pick up our usual stash of Corn Nuts and energy drinks, we figured we might as well browse the bubbly and see what was up for grabs.

While I’m hardly a wine connoisseur (as you’ll see in a bit by the bottles I picked up), there are loads to choose from. If you can’t decide, there’s even a handy Grocery Outlet specific guide here (using GO’s other nickname “Gross Out”). You can tell how cheap Ben and I are when he scoffed that $6 was still too much for a bottle; guess he’s used to the $3 Chuck at Trader Joe’s. In addition to my normal shopping, I did end up splurging on a couple of bottles to tide me over in the meantime. Here’s some goods we ended up spotting and documenting for your reading pleasure:

1. Sweet Pea Apple Wine with Blackberry Flavor ($2.99 + 20% off) and Chocolate Shop – The Chocolate Lover’s Wine, Red Wine with Natural Dark Chocolate Flavor ($9.99 + 20% off)

As you can tell, I’m a sucker for novelty labels and things that may or may not fall under the defintion of “wine”. While I figure that the apple-blackberry wine is probably akin to a tart, slightly alcoholic juice, I’ve been duped before (Google “Chocovine Reviews” for more fun). Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

2. Chorizo Chipotle Corn Nuts, 4 oz bag – 69 cents

Because we haven’t seen the likes of these since we did one of our very first reviews on the same product back in January 2011. I don’t really expect these to last long in our cupboard since we’re not reviewing them again and they are full of spicy, meaty deliciousness.

 

3. Crying Tiger Ramen Noodle Soup, Beef Flavor – 15 cents

I’d be lying if I said we purchased it for reasons other that the name “Crying Tiger” but it looks like a standard beef ramen (a taste test will tell the truth). Oddly enough, the tiger on the package isn’t even crying, much less is he even disappointed that his face and species is attributed to a pack of cheap ramen.

 

4. BetterOats Mom’s Best Naturals Maple & Brown Sugar flavor and Lavish Dark Chocolate Oatmeal with Flax – 50 cents each

Next to the wholesome Mom-approved/”Mom’s Best” brand, the Lavish oatmeal looks downright seductive. Ben buys snacks for his co-workers to sample from his workspace so he figured he’d get a healthy alternative to the norm of Super Mario & My Little Pony fruit snacks, though I can’t say how healthy dark chocolate oatmeal (with flax!) might be.

5. Belly Flops Irregular Jelly Beans (aka Jelly Belly factory rejects), one pound – $2.99

Nothing like buying a product with the word “irregular” in the name (besides Metamucil and Ex-Lax). On closer inspection, the bag contains things like conjoined twin Buttered Popcorns and snake-like Green Apples, so if anything you’re getting more candy per bite! Jelly Belly says: “Belly Flops are no less flavorful, or lovable, than regular Jelly Belly jelly beans; they just come in wild shapes and sizes. You may find one that’s round, one that’s square, or you may even find a bunch stuck together. On very rare occasions, a flavor may not match a color. A red Belly Flop might taste like Blueberry, or a white one might taste like Chocolate Pudding. Crazy!”

BONUS: THE NOTEBOOK LIMITED EDITION GIFT SET – $9.99

Stickers! Stationery! Bookmarks! Ryan Gosling! Here’s a great one star review I found on Amazon.com:

“I borrowed my sister in laws DVD of this movie cause everyone told me how romantic it was. What they neglectecd to inform me was that it was an emotional roller coaster through out the movie in which I wanted to kick my tv, plus I didnt know I’d need to watch it with a whole box of tissues. I was either mad or cried throughout the entire movie! But I figured it was ok as long as it had a happy ending. I’m not gonna say too much there for those of you who hasnt see it yet, but what the heck was that ending about? That was soooo sad I was blubbering like a baby. Needless to say, after the movie I was so upset I actually threw the remote control. I have now boycotted the movie from my house. A little drastic you say? Not to somebody who used an entire box of kleenex throughout the movie. In closing, hated the movie! Watch at your own risk. (and with tissues)”

Have a great week everyone. Enjoy St. Patrick’s Day, don’t imbibe too much and we’ll be back next week with another review.

Lucas Pelon Roller Tamarind

No Comments » Written on March 2nd, 2012 by
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Product: Lucas Pelon Roller Tamarind
Purchased at: Grocery Outlet (Lakewood)
Price: 8/$1 or around 13 cents each

I’d like to think I’m somewhat of an Andrew Zimmern of the grocery store, but instead of indulging in durian (me: done), snake penis (me: maybe) and balut (me: no way), I sample possibly expired treats, discontinued finds and occasionally unfamiliar territory. Also, Mr. Zimmern – you owe me big time for blatantly advertising your show right there.

I’m not too familiar with Hispanic candies, though I’ve browsed through popular choices like hot & spicy mango lollipops and those little tubs of flavored powder at our local market (they also sell pork rinds [chicharones] here at big as your forearm – Atkins dieters rejoice). So as something that’s previously unfamiliar to me, I’ll be using Google and Wikipedia to do some research; I’m also writing this at 5am so it’s a bit of déjà vu from my college years (thank you Wikipedia for helping me spell déjà vu right there).

What you may not know is, over the past few years a variety of candies have been removed from shelves due to possible lead contamination in the packaging. I noticed this list had “Pelon roller tamarind flavored syrup candy” on it – so I hope I don’t get an extra surprise with my purchase. For those of you worried about me, Wikipedia notes “As of July 2008, this and other similar Mexican candies are safe to eat.”

Tamarind isn’t widely used in American candy (then again, neither is spicy chili powder), but it’s the main component of this candy. The liquid tamarind roller candy is so popular it even has its own Wikipedia page.

Even those this candy is a liquid (sugar, water, glucose, chili powder, citric acid, xanthan gum, and tamarind extract), you don’t squeeze it into your mouth as much as you roll it with the circular application tip. Without risking this sounding like a set of tampon instructions, I’ll stop right there for my sake.

Contrary to the label that the candy is “Mucho Fun!”, it smelled and tasted like the sticky liquid you find pooled and encrusted underneath the ketchup, mustard and mayo bottles sitting in your fridge door. It was not an enjoyable experience, so suffice to say, it was no mucho fun. The brown color of the syrupy liquid didn’t really help that fact.

Now I expect to get some feedback from folks who have grown up with this candy and love it to death, but it really didn’t jive with me. I don’t care for the idea of any liquid candy and I think the tamarind flavor works much better in drinks and other foods.

Grocery Outlet (in Lakewood) still has a whole mess of these sitting in their candy aisle, waiting to be purchased by adventurous people like our dear readers. Try one if you’re inclined to roll a sticky, sour liquid on tongue (that’s all the innuendo you get for today). Happy Friday!