Posts Tagged ‘Grocery Outlet’

Vino Solo

2 comments Written on September 20th, 2012 by
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Product: Vino Solo (2008 Cabernet Merlot, Petit Verdot)
Purchased at: Grocery Outlet (North Tacoma/6th Ave.)
Price:
$0.99

I’m writing this post at 2am because nighttime is the right time to write blog posts. Not the mention the bars right below my apartment start closing and the bleary-eyed, yelling-prone tipsy patrons start filtering into the alley just thirty feet below my window. Nothing like the smell of cheap cigarette smoke and drunken yells to lull your from a blissful, dream-filled sleep.

But I digress; I’m not bitter. In fact, one of the only reality shows I actually enjoy started back up again last Friday: Shark Tank. I’ll spare you the details about the premise (it’s like Dragons’ Den, for you international readers) since Wikipedia does a good job explaining. It’s my little dose of ABC television-produced schadenfreude – because what reader wouldn’t get a guilty chuckle from an “inventor” that says they’ve invested their life savings in a pillow for woman with breast implants or a product lineup for “cougars” (no, not the animal). Or if you’re looking for amusement, look up a little game called “BulletBall”.

One of the most infamous entrepreneurs is a guy who’s come back asking for money twice – for his single serve plastic wine cups with peel back foil tops.  Every time I saw a clip of him, I would eye my little plastic bottle of Vino Solo that’s been sitting on our shelf for probably about six months now. Why drink a single serve glass when you can drink the whole darn (little) bottle? I decided to test the bottle out last weekend.

According to the paper label, Vino Solo is “South Eastern Australian Wine” composed of “52% Cabernet Sauvignon, 42% Merlot [and] 6% Petit Verdot” or in my language “Cheap Red Wine” (it’s 13.5% alcohol by volume). Tangentially related, here is a reference image describing myself for your viewing pleasure:

The wine surprisingly isn’t offensive for a plastic bottled petit, just a bit mediocre (this coming from a strictly occasional Two Buck Chuck drinker). I don’t really see the practicality of drinking a single serve wine, though the argument of drinking one glass of wine and let the rest go bad always seems to come up. However, which is more depressing – having the remainder of a bottle spoil or drinking cheap red wine alone out of a glorified Solo Cup?

Pacific Organic Beef Pho Broth

1 Comment » Written on August 27th, 2012 by
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Product: Pacific Organic Beef Pho Broth
Purchased at: Grocery Outlet (Seattle – 4th Avenue/SODO)
Price: $1.49

I remember the first time I experienced pho, it was a small drafty joint near Pike Place Market in downtown Seattle. Now I didn’t order my own bowl, it was my dad who got some and I just tagged along. This was probably about fifteen or so years ago, before pho became “mainstream” like other Asian delicacies (see also: bubble tea) and prompting chains like “Pho King” and “What the Pho” (uninformed, click here). Truth be told, my first encounter was not a pleasant one. Truthfully said, I thought the broth specifically smelled like old smelly beefy gym socks. Needless to say, now I love it.

While pho is reasonably cheap around here (about $5-6 for a “small” bowl, enough to fill you up and then some), I’ve always yearned to make it at home. Though I don’t have a tub of beef bones and oxtail stewing in my kitchen 24/7, there are lots of quick-prep methods popping up, from concentrated bouillon cubes and paste to today’s product, a pre-made organic broth complete with instructions printed on the side.

I didn’t have any rice noodles, sliced beef, bean sprouts or any of the other requisite ingredients to make pho besides this broth and the bachelor’s carbohydrate of choice, the dried Top Ramen rectangle. Due to my laziness, cheap nature and unwillingness to spend more money on quality ingredients for something that ultimately (like all review for this blog) is a culinary experiment, the ramen and the broth had to suffice. As I soon found out, it was the broth that spoiled the noodles, not the other way around.

Pho broth is a distinctive yet simple flavor (keeping in mind my comment in the first paragraph). Per Wikipedia, “The broth for beef pho is generally made by simmering beef bones, oxtails, flank steak, charred onion, charred ginger and spices. For a more intense flavor, the bones may still have beef on them. Seasonings can include cinnamon, star anise, roasted ginger, roasted onion, black cardamom, coriander seed, fennel seed, and clove.”

It seems Pacific Organic took the “star” in anise literally, as to make it front and foremost as the highlight and only seasoning discernible in the broth. The liquid tastes like Eau de Good & Plenty. Uneatable and already destroying my little ramen brick, the rest went down the drain.

Folks, I may not have to write a legible, intelligent blog post each week, but I sure to have time to make my own pho broth, especially if this is how the pre-packaged option is going to taste.

 

Biscoff Spread

9 comments Written on April 10th, 2012 by
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Product: Biscoff Spread (Creamy)
Purchased at: Grocery Outlet (North Tacoma/6th Ave.)
Price:
$1.99

America is all about recreating food into the most easily eatable forms. May I draw your attention to Easy Cheese, Wrigley’s Extra Dessert Delights Gum and of course, KFC’s Double Down. However, the product I’ll be reviewing this weekend is a little red-lidded jar that comes to us all the way from Belgium. Spoiler Alert: This, my friends, is creamy sugary delicious in spread form (no offense Nutella). This is Biscoff Cookie Spread.

As many products that originate in foreign lands, I was initially unaware of what Biscoff actually was before purchasing this product. They’re a small cookie that features sweet blend of cinnamon and caramel flavor that are great with coffee and let you sip and extend your pinky in proper sipping fashion. Now take that a step further: this spread is literally pulverized cookies in spreadable form so you can forget about even using those jaw muscles you have and the arduous task of eating cookies one bite at a time. The label/jar even suggest the truly outrageous idea of dipping a Biscoff cookie into Biscoff spread for a Biscoff explosion of flavor.

Since it mainly consists of dairy & egg-free cookies and oil for smoothing it all out, Biscoff Spread is also vegan and nut-free (it’s the same color as peanut butter but don’t be fooled). Everyone can enjoy sweet European indulgence! They also have a crunchy variety but I have yet to locate it in any local stores (hint to PR folks at Biscoff reading this).

You know how all the Nutella commercials have kids spreading the stuff on bread, waffles and other bland breakfast items? You don’t do that with Biscoff. You take a huge dollop directly from the jar and savor that while you veg out in front the computer or couch (Ben will know this).

Trader Joe’s actually featured a very similar seasonal product recently for Winter 2011 called Speculoos Cookie Butter. It’s the same concept using traditional European Speculoos cookie and pulverized into a creamy spread. If you can’t find Biscoff spread, I would suggest seeing if you local TJs has it. It’s been rumored it’s been reappearing…plus anything worthy of a Facebook Fan Page must be in high demand (Biscoff Spread also has one too).

According to Biscoff’s website, the spread is currently available at Walmart, Paris Grocery Seattle, Giant Food Stores and Cost Plus World Market (though at CPWM it costs $5 as I found out last week). Check it out!