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Smart Chicken Hot Italian Sausage

No Comments » Written on February 1st, 2011 by
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Product: Smart Chicken Hot Italian Sausage
Purchased at: Grocery Outlet (Lakewood)
Price: $1.99 for five 4 oz. sausages

Marisa’s Take: When I graduated college, I got to sit in a huge crowd of starry-eyed young adults just like myself. We heard inspirational speeches from past graduates and business owners and chatted amongst ourselves about our aspirational plans for the future (for the story’s sake, forget anything about our current unemployment rates). I even got to shake hands with the college president.

Unfortunately, when these chickens graduate, they don’t get degrees – they become cutlets and ground chicken and sausages.  Though in this economy, is that preferable to tackling post-college employment prospects?

“Smart Chicken” uses chicken that are certified organic, certified humanely raised and handled, eat a trademarked vegetarian diet, pesticide/herbicide/hormone/antibiotic free and maybe even a certification that doesn’t even exist yet. It kind of seems like a shame to eat them. Then again, I gotta have some standards.

I admit, some of my eating habits mirror that of a 20s-something bachelor. I’ll drink milk from the carton when no one’s looking, I’ll tackle a steak the size of my face or bust into a six egg omelette (one day I’ll conquer a twelve egg). I was kind of disappointed that unlike Trader Joe’s or Aidell’s brand chicken sausages, these are not precooked. I can’t just take one out of the package, zap it in the microwave and eat it while watching a action movie. Not that a proper young lady like myself would do that.

chicken sausage cookedWhat’s nice is that the ingredient list is pretty straightforward and simple: chicken, hot Italian seasoning (black pepper, fennel, red pepper, anise, paprika, sugar, dehydrated garlic), salt, vinegar, natural flavoring, in a natural pork casing. I’d definitely stick with these over a “normal” hot dog. In addition to hot Italian chicken sausage, Smart Chicken also offers a sweet Italian version and a bratwurst. Now I want some sauerkraut.

And of course the most important thing – taste. I enjoy spicy foods and these did not disappoint. They definitely brought a bit of a tingle to my mouth. The whole fennel seeds dispersed throughout the link brought a nice herb-y crunch paired with the heat.

Fun video: Here’s a wonderfully crude Soviet era TV advertisement for ground chicken from the late 1980s – while the title mentions “Vegetarian Nightmare”, some meat eaters might feel uncomfortable as well.

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Chorizo Chipotle Corn Nuts

No Comments » Written on January 29th, 2011 by
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Purchased at: Grocery Outlet (Seattle – Madrona)
Price
: 10 cents a pack (10/$1.00)

Ben’s Take: I am a man of many weaknesses. Many, many weaknesses. One of these weaknesses just happens to be South of the Border-inspired American snack foods. They’re spicy, they’re crunchy, they’re salty, and best of all they’re freaking tasty, and that’s what we’re here for, right? Well, even if you’re not here for tasty food, I am.

If you’ve had corn nut before, then you know what the “Corn Nut” texture and aroma is like. Crunchy, and just a little “aromatic.” These are basically the same thing except they have a punchy chipotle dusting on them that makes them taste absolutely fantastic. It’s about as spicy as a spicy hot Cheeto but it doesn’t taste nearly as artificial. Now it still tastes like fried packaged food but it doesn’t taste like the pepper juice came from a secret Frito-Lay laboratory underneath a tropical toxic waste volcano.

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The Budweiser Clydesdale's off-season job.

No. These are fried spicy crunch corn kernels with an awesome crunch. They’re pretty much the best CornNuts flavor I’ve ever had. So good that I had to have more. In fact, I went to one of my more local grocery outlets and bought all of the Chorizo Chipotle Corn Nuts they had left. All 20 packages. I then ate them all, and it was tremendous. Don’t tell Marisa.

Marisa’s Take: The latter half of this decade seems to be the era of the Chipotle (I wish I was born in the year of the chipotle, I got stuck with a dragon). Chipotle burger, chipotle potato chips, chipotle snack wraps, the list goes on. I bet the average person wouldn’t even know that a “chipotle” is not a distinct variety of pepper, it is simply a smoked jalapeño.

A quick trip to the Corn Nuts official website confirmed that the Chorizo Chipotle flavor is no longer listed, but currently there’s other South of the Border-style flavors “Caliente” and “Chili Picante” (aren’t those kind of the same thing?)

I vividly remember frequently buying 1.7 oz bags (75 cents each!) of Corn Nuts in middle school and eating them right before class started. Unfortunately, I leaned toward the most aromatic flavor, BBQ. I recall one of my classmates looking around and exclaiming, “Ugh, what smells like BARBEQUE?” and then awkwardly trying to hide the bag under my desk.

Overall, this variety has a good flavor, satisfies that need for a crunchy, salty snack. I couldn’t taste any “chorizo” flavor for the life of me though. Looking at the ingredient list, I’m guess it’s the “natural flavor” listed last. However, this product could easily be re-labeled as “Tex-Mex” or “Taco” flavor and no one would be any the wiser. I personally didn’t think they were that spicy.

Ben kept munching on these even before the “official review” period. He was honestly tempted to drive back up to Seattle to buy the remaining stock. He also started twitching and mentioned constantly that he “needed his fix”. Thankfully he’s in Corn Nuts rehab now and the withdrawal phrase seems to have passed.

UPDATE: We went to the South Tacoma Grocery Outlet a couple weeks after their opening and Ben bought the rest of the Chorizo Corn Nuts they had in stock (20 bags, a total of $2.10 spent including the first test bag). And as I see from above, gluttony got the best of him. We’re gonna need couples counseling if he starts keeping more secrets from me.

Fun fact: If you remember the fantastic decade known as the 1990s, Corn Nuts had a delightfully little radio ditty that irked some folks. It’s actually quite catchy. Just don’t go singing it in polite company.

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Jimmy D’s Griddle Sticks

6 comments Written on January 17th, 2011 by
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griddle sticks boxProduct: Jimmy D’s Griddle Sticks
Purchased at: Grocery Outlet (Seattle – Madrona)
Price: $2.99 (box of 6)

Ben’s Take: I’ve always been a fan of breakfast foods that incorporate sausage, maple syrup, and pancakes. When I was a  kid I would dip my hotlinks in maple syrup whenever my parents would take me to Denny’s for breakfast (thankfully for my health, a relatively rare occasion). The habit has stuck with me into my adult life, and when I found out that McDonald’s had come out with the McGriddle, I was there. Putting it all 600 calories of it in my mouth. Pancake and syrup bliss.

Through a fluke of marketing failure, I’ve managed to make it through the life of Jimmy D’s Griddle Sticks without hearing about the introduction. and apparent termination of the Jimmy D’s Griddle Sticks makes me both sad, and happy. Sad because these little guys are surprisingly good for what is, at least on the surface, a glorified hot dog. Happy because through the Jimmy D’s  failure I was able to experience these  through the wonders of Grocery Outlet.

Each Griddle Stick looks exactly like a fully cooked corndog, but when you handle it you’ll find that they are far slicker thanks to the pancakey exterior. Even when it’s frozen. The box recommends heating a single Griddle Stick for 55 seconds in an 850 watt microwave, or letting it bake at 350 degrees for 18-20 minutes. If the microwave instruction’s aren’t an indicator that these guys are fully cooked, I don’t know what is.

Being a lazy bum (I’d call this bachelor chow, but I’m not a bachelor. Bum-chow doesn’t sound particularly good either now that I’m thinking about it.) I opted for the 55 second microwaving option. Only I might have used the + one minute button. Twice. Whoops. When I opened up the microwave I was greeted with the sickly-sweet aroma of moist pancakes. There’s really no good description for the smell, but when you smell it, you’ll know.

I was just a little afraid that I had ruined my Griddle Stick but after draining the small puddle at the bottom of the bowl, and allowing my Griddle Stick to cool per the manufacturer’s instructions I found that my meal was just fine. For the most part. The pancake batter breading was a little leathery and the sausage was a bit rubbery but this was probably due to my excessive button pressing. Overall the flavor of the pancake batter was slightly sweet which complemented the flavor of the sausage quite well. The whole Griddle Stick would probably taste better with a side of dipping syrup and a slightly less heavy handed approach to microwaving.

Marisa’s  Take: To be honest, I wasn’t as impressed with this product as Ben was, but he seems to adore syrup/pancake/sausage combinations. Even though it was only $2.99 a box, the novelty of eating a food on a stick seems like something that’s best left to food at the state fair, as opposed to your daily breakfast. At least they opted griddle stick bowlfor turkey sausage that makes it a little bit healthier, right? There’s obviously worse things you can eat for your most important meal of the day.

I do like the change from “Jimmy Dean” to “Jimmy D’s” – good way to rebrand yourself with the youngsters these days that are so damn busy that they have to eat all their food off of sticks and spend all their time texting or googling or whatever with their friends.

If I were to eat one of these again, I would definitely prepare it in the oven. Microwaving it seems to just made it soggy and spongy (though that seems to be the trend with boxed, frozen products) with a harder inside where the pancake met the sausage. Hopefully, we’ll get to try another one of “Jimmy D’s” other prepared frozen breakfast products in the future for comparison.