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IZZE Sparkling Birch Beverage

No Comments » Written on August 3rd, 2011 by
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Son of a birch.

Product: IZZE Sparkling Birch Beverage
Purchased at: Valley Liquidation
Price: 50 cents per bottle

Sometimes you need a change from the soda classics like cola, lemon-lime and orange. Even former standbys like root beer and ginger ale seem to have gone mainstream. Companies now are even using alternative flavors like lavender, cucumber, rhubarb, lemongrass, etc. (I’m sad I didn’t visit Dry Soda’s tasting room when I worked in Seattle). And of course we all know Jones Soda Co. with their classic holiday flavors (there’s actually a bottle of “Tofurky and Gravy” on eBay at this moment).

My curiously was piqued when I saw this bottle of IZZE’s Sparkling Birch flavored beverage. Up until now I was frankly unaware that the oil extracted from the sap of the good old Betula lenta could be used for drinks, food, gum, syrup and more.

If you’re anywhere skeptical about drinking something flavored with birch, keep in mind we’ve been using roots, bark, leaves for ages to make medicine and drinks (root beer, ginger ale). IZZE’s website also mentions, “Once worshiped as a Goddess in Russia, the birch tree offers a rare extract that gives you the divine taste of IZZE sparkling Birch.” I was hesitant that I’d have an epiphany while drinking the stuff but I gave it a go.

Interestingly enough, birch drink/soda/beverage (or “birch beer” as it’s usually called) is a pretty common thing on the other side of the country (take note there’s actually an alcoholic birch beer, because frankly, you can pretty much make alcohol out of anything). Perhaps evergreen flavored soda and liquor are in order for the Great Northwest, though I’d recommend trying balzams if you’ve ever wanted to experience what a distilled forest would taste like.

At first sip, this drink was very similar to root beer (which I have to honestly admit I’m not the biggest fan of). Compared to its darker brown counterpart, the taste was just slightly fruitier and didn’t have the strong carbonation bite that most commercially produced sodas too. It also uses sugar so there’s none of that syrupy, cloying HFCS taste. The drink is colored with “natural apple extract” which I assumed gave it its apple juice-like hue. The other reviews I read were pretty harsh but I guess if I paid the Whole Foods price for a bottle of this stuff, I might be a bit upset too.

Though IZZE was bought by PepsiCo in 2006, I look forward to trying their other drinks they have on the market. While I wasn’t the biggest fan of this particular drink, I admit I did have by anti-root beer bias going into it. I bet Ben would enjoy it and I think you would to if you’re a fan of the herbal-style flavor (you could even attempt a birch float if you’re so inclined). I do admit I really enjoy the other IZZE flavors I’ve tried in the past (blackberry, clementine and grapefruit flavors) so unfortunately, my dislike of this one was purely a choice of personal preference.

Empire Bottling Works Ginger Ale

3 comments Written on July 20th, 2011 by
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Purchased at: Valley Liquidation
Price: 33 cents

Besides being the smallest state in the union, Rhode Island is also known for seafood, crazy accents, being the birthplace of yours truly, and the originators of the ever popular “HOPE” slogan (sorry Obama). While these assumptions may seem a bit vague and outdated, this is coming from someone living in the Pacific Northwest where it’s generally assumed that we all listen to Nirvana Death Cab for Cutie, wear flannel on a semi-regular basis are pale yet sparkly vampires, and the majority of us have an IV drip of Starbucks mainlining into our veins (don’t get me wrong, all of these are still pretty much true. Especially the vampire part).

While here in the Northwest, our bottled soda of choice is the ever popular Jones Soda (how could I hate a brand that makes Sweat and Fruitcake flavored sodas?), we decided to pick up a bottle of bubbly beverage which hails from Bristol, RI. A little bit of online research determines they’re a smaller producer, but nice enough to put their phone number right on the label (we spared them any prank phone calls).  One of the reviews I found bluntly stated, “The label looks a bit like the product was made in a garage“.

Despite its humble background, I’m always up for a good ginger ale, even when I’m not cruising at 40,000 feet or keeled over with nausea. If anything, ginger ale needs more exposure since personally, I think it’s way better than root beer (yeah, you heard me) and to quote the late Richard Nixon, “You can’t turn on the TV without seeing Polar Bears drinking Coca-Cola or some Spanish lady with breast implants drinking Pepsi. But what about Ginger Ale? Why the hell doesn’t anybody like Ginger Ale?

I was eager to try this since I usually like to keep it real with good ol’  Kroger Diet Ginger Ale. After wrenching open the cap (then I noticed the “Twist Off Cap” twist), I was surprised by a quite sweet, non-hyper carbonated drink that lingered in my mouth for a bit. As another reviewer mentioned, the taste is less “ginger” and more “generic sweet soda”, though the hint of ginger sneaks up on you at the end. While this soda opts to use “100% cane sugar” instead of the standard/evil High Fructose Corn Syrup, I would say it’s probably equally sweet compared to a mainstream counterpart like Canada Dry, but without that syrupy feeling coating your teeth.

Empire Bottling Works also has a bunch of other varieties that I wouldn’t be opposed to trying, including a cola. I would advise the ginger ale is a decent replacement for your standard Schweppes and we got it for a pretty good price. Plus the retro-vintage style glass bottle makes me feel like a kid pretending to enjoy a beer.

TaB – A Sassy Product of The Coca Cola Company

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I don’t know about you but I’ve come to associate TaB with grandmothers. Exclusively with grandmothers. Well maybe aunts, but definitely older women. I would guess it has something to do with the brand’s position during the late 1970s through the 1980s as a sassy and sexy product for sassy sexy people, and no I’m not implying that your grandmother is sexy, though she may have been quite the spry young woman back in the day.

When TaB first launched in 1963 it was moving into uncharted territory. Diet Rite had been launched as a commercial product just the year before and nobody knew how the health conscious hippie consumer would respond to TaB’s flavor or position as an ultra-low calorie product. Fortunately for Coca Cola, TaB proved to be quite successful during it’s early years and gained popularity right up to 1969 when researchers believed that the primary sweetener in tab, cyclamate, had a carcinogenic metabolite. Read: some lab coat wearing folks thought that TaB was gonna give you cancer. Chemo is totally sassy and sexy.

The FDA pulled cyclamate off of the shelves and after a quick reshuffling of sweeteners TaB marched on continuing to enjoy solid sales people experiencing taste bud damage. That is until Diet Coke hit the scene. That ruined TaB’s sales forever. Though, all of them grandmothers and aunts have managed to drink enough TaB to keep Coke from shutting the product line down.

As a modern beverage TaB is quite lacking. It tastes like a generic calorie free soda with an extra dose of aspartame aftertaste and a good helping of an caramel and hint of burnt motor oil. It manages to have such a complex bouquet of flavors while managing to be completely and utterly bland. To give it the benefit of the doubt I transferred the contents of TaB from the can to a brandy sniffer in the hopes that the sniffer would enhance the aroma of the soda much like it would help a fine liquor realize it’s full potential.

My first at enhancing the flavor of my can of TaB proved to be a failure. It tasted exactly the same. The same oily blandness. I couldn’t just bring myself to chuck out the remaining eight ounces of soda so I decided to punch it up a little with a shot or two of spiced rum. This works with my Safeway Select calorie free colas so I thought it would work here. It didn’t. Now I had spicy oily cola that was still somehow bland and undersweet. (Yes, I said under sweet and I don’t even like sweet things).

The worst part is within a few minutes of adding my splash of rum the entire beverage went flat. Leaving me with half a sniffer of flat oily cola and spiced rum. What the heck. I couldn’t even finish my beverage. It was just that wrong, and I thought it was impossible to make a beverage worse with spiced rum.

At the end of the day I ended up dumping the rest of the glass, spiced rum and all. It just wasn’t good. I don’t see what all of the ex-hippy aunts and grandmothers see in it. It must be residual sexy and sassy advertising.